fighting water

well, our tap has been limping for a while now and it just decided to call it a day, cue chaos. I was trying to boil water for tea. The kitchen decided to get vengeance, I think I deserved it, I don't treat our kitchen very well, too much mess. Anyway, I got covered in water, the tap broke, for good. Then there was just water, lots of it. I got the tea I wanted, but I also got a swamp for a kitchen and a slightly miffed landlord. Henry seemed to enjoy the spectacle, he lent a hand by snapping the copper mains tap using a wrench. Henry is a tough guy, tougher than me. He looks like Miyazaki's Totoro when he yawns, that means he must be tough. Tough enough to break a tap, possibly tough enough to fight the sea. I wouldn't fuck with him.